Total Medals Earned: 380 (From 73 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,185 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Beat the first stage.
Complete the game!
Get an 8x combo.
Rank A or better at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Hard.
Get through a level without losing any health.
Rank S at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Nightmare.
Complete game on Hell.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
novice
quick-witted
realize the truth
Alien level of brain
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Check the Credits Page!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (445/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/375 points)
Lose and use the time machine
Destroy 100 alien ships in a game
Build the Decoder
Build the dimensional Jammer
Destroy 1000 alien ships in a game
Win without losing a single time
Defeat the final boss!
Kill 10000 alien ships in a single run
Medals Earned: 4/11 (30/330 points)
Level 1
Its only Starting
Level 3
Levels Are Getting Hard
Level 5
Down to Jump
Use Missile to Get up
Stop me!!!
Jump 23 Times
Never Return
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/235 points)
Complete Act 1 to any rank.
Complete Act 2 to any rank.
Complete Act 3 to any rank.
Complete Act 4 to any rank.
Complete Act 5 to any rank.
Complete Act 6 to any rank.
Complete Act 7 to any rank.
Complete Act 8 to any rank.
Complete Act 9 to any rank.
Hold 4 keys at one time.
Get over 100 total deaths.
Surface from swimming with one bubble left.
Get crushed by a pushable block.
Achieve Perfect on any act.
Play the game for over one hour.
Complete the Vexation to any rank.
Collect every star in the game.
Achieve Gold or better on every act.
Achieve Perfect on every act.
Beat every act in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Gigantor survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Mindchamber survives the battle